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"I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer"	"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive"	"If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house"
"Encyclopedia Salesmen - Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled"	"Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix"	"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens"
"Positive, adj. - Mistaken at the top of one's voice"	"Egotist - A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me"	More