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"The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother"	"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased"	"Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad"
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!"	"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people"	"Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender"
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep"	"Idiot Box, n. - The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves"	More