Free Animated eCards

"Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes"	"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit, call it the target"	"There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse"
"Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun"	"How come wrong numbers are never busy?"	"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets"
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"	"If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway"	More